Being a big old left-leaning Democrat, I was thrilled with the speechifying and yikkety yakking and Michael-Bloomberging that went on in Philadelphia. I was delighted with many things I heard (but I did think Bernie Sanders could've tossed it over to Hillary sooner in his speech instead of riling up his supporters one last time and, p.s. Bern, they didn't need to be wound up. That group is like the watch my college boyfriend had, i.e. self-winding.) Chelsea talked about her mom and grandmother; I liked Bill Clinton pretending that everything was always hunky dunky and he wasn't a big old horndog for a long, long time but I know other horndogs who also think they're happily married and that their wives don't know they're horndogs, but hey if you're willing to find someone's most private place in which to slip your member then you're a horndog but they're nevertheless proud of their spouses and the longevity of their union; Michelle Obama was classy and smart, and if I invited her to dinner with me and my best pals, I bet she'd say, "Sorry, no," instead of just sicking the Secret Service on me. President Obama brought it. I listened on the radio in the car. I watched on the television machine at home. The one that took me by storm was Khizr and Ghazala Khan.
Donald Trump totally slammed them, two Gold Star parents.
The right wing of American politics has their cranks -- always-cross men and women who give us their bitter, angry opinions on how terrible things are in these United States. What's terrible is that these cranks are dashing to the bank with big paychecks right after barking out their bile-laden fear-mongering and we are left upset or paranoid.
The left really doesn't have as many political enthusiasts spouting statements that make even fellow liberals go, "Say what?" The left, of which I am a part, does have Michael Moore.
Michael Moore is a famous author and documentary filmmaker, films that include "Roger and Me" and "Bowling For Columbine." His movie about pre-Obamacare America, "Sicko," was one of the best movies I saw in 2007. (I remember walking out of the movie theatre in Birmingham, Michigan, and saying, "Wow, that was a good movie.") He is enthusiastic and extreme in his views but he often makes valid points.
In an episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher" that was taped at the RNC in Cleveland, Michael Moore states why he thinks Donald Trump will win. It's the same reason we discussed weeks ago in this column -- the Brexit Syndrome where people either don't vote because everyone else will vote and get it taken care of or they vote one way thinking the other side will win anyway.
Here's the article from Us Weekly's online edition (don't judge me for Us Weekly, please and thanks):
This week the Republicans converge on Cleveland, Ohio, a great, old American city, to stroke each other's yokes and probably place Donald Trump officially on the ballot for president. He's bringing along Mike Pence, the socially conservative governor of Indiana who yesterday said of himself that he's "a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,” and he described Mr. Trump as a “patriotic American.” Why would he feel the need to say that?
Unless you've committed treason, you're a patriotic American. You've not joined ISIS or Al Qaeda? Patriotic American. You've not renounced your citizenship and moved to Canada, New Zealand, or or anywhere else? Patriotic American. Not hiding under Vladimir Putin's skirts? Patriotic American (although Mr. Snowden probably thought what he was doing was for a supremely great idea, even for those CIA operatives in deep cover). You don't have to wear a flag pin to be a patriotic American. By being an American and standing up for yourself and your Constitutional rights, you're a patriotic American. Exercising your right of Free Speech? Practicing the religion of your choice? Do you bear an arm? Patriotic American. Vote and serve on a jury? You get the idea.
Donald Trump keeps talking about making America great again. When did America stop being great? It's the greatest country in the world. Mistakes have been made -- case in point, public education -- but people knock themselves out to be here, live here, vote here. More than any country in the world, Americans can be born with nothing and go on to build a multimillion-dollar corporation. What other country affords that opportunity? You're born in a hovel in Appalachia but can join the military and build a life for yourself that gets you educated, fed, clothed, and sent around the world, and retire as a general. There are opportunities for Americans that can be had if you're willing to take advantage of the pportunities. So what about that makes America less than great?
Mr. Trump enjoys name-calling, not seeing that such behavior diminishes him. All that hot air and he cannot rise above anything. Nothing rolls off Mr. Trump. He takes everything personally and fires back with ill-advised, badly worded, hateful remarks.
It's a Senate election year in Illinois. Congresswoman Tammy Duckworth is the Democratic candidate opposing Senator Mark Kirk, the junior senator from Illinois. Congresswoman Duckworth proudly served in the Iraq War and was the first female double-amputee in that conflict, losing both legs and her right arm damaged. After receiving a medical waiver, she continued in the military as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Illinois Army Reserves, from which she retired. Senator Kirk served in the Naval Reserves and also did active duty. Mark Kirk made some questionable remarks about his own military service, inflating his own record for whatever reason that politicians do boneheaded things. Congresswoman Duckworth, a new mom, has never said or done anything like that because, well, Tammy's record speaks for itself. Senator Kirk released a tweet that Tammy Duckworth didn't stand up for vets. This was over a lawsuit that was dismissed in court three times. (And, still, Senator Kirk did serve for many years and, still, is the Illinois finest embroiderer.)
Mark Kirk, however, good little Republican that I've always thought him to be, came out almost immediately and said he didn't support Mr. Trump. I am convinced that he believes this as he's never backed off the statement. He faces a tough race against Congresswoman Duckworth, so maybe it's chin music, trying to say things that will sway those who might otherwise jump to his opponent. But, honestly, I think he just doesn't like Mr. Trump and what he stands for.
And so Mr. Trump had a meeting with Congressional Republicans and Mark Kirk wasn't invited. At the party, Mr. Trump called Mark Kirk a loser. You know what? That really sizzled my cheese because I think Mark Kirk really isn't a loser. He suffered a massive stroke in 2012. Surgeons went into his brain and removed dead brain tissue. He walks like a guy who had a stroke. After a year of rehab, Mark Kirk came to the US Capitol Building and walked up the steps. Everyone could see him limping and struggling but up the stairs he went, kind of like the Witch of the Waste in "Howl's Moving Castle" only he didn't get his comeuppance when he got to the top; he simply went to back to work as the junior senator from Illinois (who is desperately trying to hang onto his Senate seat). I don't like Mark Kirk, I've never voted for Mark Kirk and never will, I don't much care for the conservatives with whom he associates in Washington, I don't think he's been totally straight with his constituents about his military record, and I look forward to saying the phrase, "Senator Tammy Duckworth," but I don't think a loser would go through a year of rehabilitation and go back to work. Mark Kirk? Not a loser, no, at least not for any reason other than his desperate attempts to remain a senator so he doesn't have to do real work. I hope some businessman will also see that in November when he loses the election and needs to find gainful employment.
What did Mark Kirk say about Mr. Trump? He said he is an "Eastern, privileged, wealthy bully." Yes, that's about right.
Every person I know with a brain who is paying even a little bit of attention has come to the same conclusion: If voters are not careful, we could have our own Brexit except it would be Donald Trump as president. So I won't give my own sweet mini-lecture. I instead I give you the very funny Samantha Bee making her own point in a funnier, smarter way that I could do it.
I also can't address the lack of budget in Springfield because all the gassy guys got together this week and had a mini-compromise. Hoo-freaking-ray! Why'd it have to take a year, guys?