So every night I Swiffer my new home. Dry Swiffer on the woods floors and tile floors and then twice a week, I visit the tiles with Swiffer Wet. I've bought a wet system for the wood floors and they will get the once over at least once a week. The only night I didn't Swiffer was a few night ago when I went to see David, my lovely hair guy, who turned me quite blonde. I didn't get home until after 10 and only arrived when I did because there was rain with lightning and I didn't want to get fried so I took a cab the last 1/2 mile. I've missed two thunderstorms in my home but I've slept through both. As soon as I got home after being blondified, I opened my umbrella to let it dry, brushed and flossed my teeth, removed my mascara, and went to bed. The storm was starting up in earnest but I knocked off as soon as my head hit the pillow.
What you've learned about me this week:
1. I am new and improved with blonde highlights.
2. Scared of lightning!
3. I now clean my home.
It's a world gone freaking mad.