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Who is that masked person?

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My sister has given me three and I made one that was an old towel and it left lint and bits everywhere like a trail.  My friends have made their own.  Sometimes it's a facial mask but the result is ominous.  So here are mask pictures of me and my friends.  Most of us live in Illinois and if you're going out you best be wearing a mask. The lint machine My sister.. ... is very ... ... talented! This killed less than five minutes of time and created a wonderful mask and picture. A facial mask + acting talent = the Chicago Chainsaw Spa

Fuck Coronavirus, let's sing!

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Fuck art, let's dance

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Fuck art, let's tap dance

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YOU CAN SWIM WITH WHALE SHARKS!

At the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia, which is nowhere near the sea, you can pay good money to have a great experience and SWIM WITH WHALE SHARKS! When COVID-19 has made its way around the world and done its virus thing, I am going to plan a trip to Atlanta, Georgia, for late fall and I am going to have at it with those big boys! More to which I can look forward, y'all, on the other side of this worrisome business. Stay safe, be careful, stay awesome, y'all!

Forget that virus! Let's DANCE!

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Or watch some jellyfish? Yes, please!

Travel in the time of COVID-19, part 5

Hey, who needs to go to China or Japan, Italy or Iran, or any of the other Lands of Covid-19.  It's here, it's no cheer, get used to it.  Because my client isn't going anywhere for a while, they are cutting our hours to 35 per week which is not something you want to happen when you are going to start taking Social Security in the next two years.  You want big old amounts of chunky change to be pouring into your bank account to give you a bigger ultimate payday at age 70.  There is also the rumor that we have to take 10 days off without pay. Again, big old amounts of chunky change need to be pouring in.  To top this off, my dear, lovely younger niece is freaked out about me taking public transportation, which I love.  My dear, lovely younger niece said one of the nicest things to me that anyone has ever said and with that in mind, I will be driving to work for the next few weeks and carrying my lunch.  I am even considering working from home because she...