Drought and overuse of lake water or a very high lake and beach erosion? Which would you rather I talk about: Japanese baseball or Sumo wrestling? You have gone to meet friends at a bar. When you get there, everyone in the entire bar is wearing a leather jacket, jeans, and a t-shirt. You are wearing a pair of black pants, a top, and a turquoise wool coat. Who is right? Is there a right? You know that gossip is just a stanky, low form of conversation but sometimes you like to hear the details. Should you be pistol-whipped for this lack of unintelligent conversation? You tell me.