No secret too big to not spill
Everyone knows someone who is a lovely, dear, sweet person who just can't keep a secret. They're like children just learning about discretion and they can't help themselves. These types aren't gossips, they just can't keep it in. Generally, once you and this sweetie have bonded as friends for life, that never happens again but until that time, you just have to be careful.
Of course there are those who are just boneheads who will never be lovely nor dear not sweet. They are vicious, thoughtless, and selfish, bordering on sociopath and psychopath both. They use this information to make themselves feel more important, to twist a mental knife into an enemy's heart, to quiet a girlfriend, to show how special they really are as in, "I know something," or they just can't keep a secret.
And so we have one of the latter in the White House. What secrets can't he keep?
At the debates with Hillary Clinton he said that Russia should hack her accounts. And then it turned out they were doing just that and way more -- hacking into state voter rolls.
At a meeting with a Russian ambassador at the White House he dropped secrets about Israel.
Then there was that mysterious tete-a-tete (a-tete as they needed a translator) with Mr. Putin at the end of the G-20 dinner. Everyone wondered what they talked about, how there was no record of what they were saying because there was just Putin's translator, how it went on for thirty minutes. In the last couple of weeks it came out that on the plane on the way back from the G-20, Mr. Trump dictated to Donald Junior what Junior's press release should say about what transpired when Junior and Paul Manafort met with the Russian attorney in Trump Tower. And now we know what Trump and Putin were talking about. Just my sweet little theory but it seems to me that Putin was telling Trump what Junior should say to throw people off the track. Trump Senior probably was delighted with this, thinking the American people are dumb enough to believe this without question, forgetting about law, doubt, and people who are not supporters of his or would get sick of his shit and stop supporting him. He forgot about Robert Mueller III and his band of brilliant attorneys and investigators. In other words, he was the bonehead who can't keep a secret.
This past week Putin tossed out 755 American diplomats from Moscow. Trump's reaction? He said was glad, saying they were going to be cutting staff anyway, a combination of "so what?" and "neener neener neener." But, honestly, I think Putin has something so huge on him and all that remains is for Senior to remove his pants and tightie whities, spread his cheeks, and bend over. I don't care to hear if he held onto a chair or the wall or if he just took it like the bitch he is. And because Senior can't keep a secret, you know that he will work this into a conversation and add a lot of hyperbole. "His cock is massive, the biggest ever grown on a man, but my anus is five times the normal size so I hardly felt a thing."
Of course there are those who are just boneheads who will never be lovely nor dear not sweet. They are vicious, thoughtless, and selfish, bordering on sociopath and psychopath both. They use this information to make themselves feel more important, to twist a mental knife into an enemy's heart, to quiet a girlfriend, to show how special they really are as in, "I know something," or they just can't keep a secret.
And so we have one of the latter in the White House. What secrets can't he keep?
At the debates with Hillary Clinton he said that Russia should hack her accounts. And then it turned out they were doing just that and way more -- hacking into state voter rolls.
At a meeting with a Russian ambassador at the White House he dropped secrets about Israel.
Then there was that mysterious tete-a-tete (a-tete as they needed a translator) with Mr. Putin at the end of the G-20 dinner. Everyone wondered what they talked about, how there was no record of what they were saying because there was just Putin's translator, how it went on for thirty minutes. In the last couple of weeks it came out that on the plane on the way back from the G-20, Mr. Trump dictated to Donald Junior what Junior's press release should say about what transpired when Junior and Paul Manafort met with the Russian attorney in Trump Tower. And now we know what Trump and Putin were talking about. Just my sweet little theory but it seems to me that Putin was telling Trump what Junior should say to throw people off the track. Trump Senior probably was delighted with this, thinking the American people are dumb enough to believe this without question, forgetting about law, doubt, and people who are not supporters of his or would get sick of his shit and stop supporting him. He forgot about Robert Mueller III and his band of brilliant attorneys and investigators. In other words, he was the bonehead who can't keep a secret.
This past week Putin tossed out 755 American diplomats from Moscow. Trump's reaction? He said was glad, saying they were going to be cutting staff anyway, a combination of "so what?" and "neener neener neener." But, honestly, I think Putin has something so huge on him and all that remains is for Senior to remove his pants and tightie whities, spread his cheeks, and bend over. I don't care to hear if he held onto a chair or the wall or if he just took it like the bitch he is. And because Senior can't keep a secret, you know that he will work this into a conversation and add a lot of hyperbole. "His cock is massive, the biggest ever grown on a man, but my anus is five times the normal size so I hardly felt a thing."
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