Catching up

Life is rich!  Life is full!  Today I only have speculation about why longtime couples might have parted and why the partner of the each respective person with whom we were friendly is the one we think was in the right, if there is such a thing in an acrimonious divorce.  I speculated why two of them would part after 50 years of marriage but was reminded of ... A JOKE!!

A very elderly couple goes to see a divorce attorney. 

"We want to split up," the wife says.

"We can't stand each other," says the husband.

"How long have you been married?" asks the incredulous attorney.

"It's been 67 years," states the wife.  "We've hated each other at least 30 years."

"Why did you wait so long?" asks the lawyer.

"We were waiting for the children to die."

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