I AM IN SHOCK!!
Two reasons, really.
First, the president of the United States of America, who will go nameless here, is engaged in a verbal dick measuring contest with the Supreme Leader of North Korea. The nameless president called Kim Jung-Un "Rocket Man," against the advice of his advisors. It's doubtful that Kim Jung-Un has advisors to whom he listens and he called the nameless president a "dotard." Very imaginative! Arcane but imaginative. We all raced to our electronic devices to google it. The nameless president IS a dotard -- although I prefer how my coworkers says it, which is "DOE-tard." And because these two can't just get together, drop trou, and settle whose member is the more huge of the two, the escalation continues. The USA flew bombers off the coast of North Korea for the first time in this century. North Korea threatened to do a Pacific Ocean test of a nuclear bomb which is insanely dangerous as the wind could carry the fallout all over the place. Nameless president said he would destroy North Korea and K J-U said he'd do something similar to the USA.
The USA can't do squat to North Korea without also doing damage to South Korea and China and maybe Japan. Who the hell knows what North Korea can do to us. K J-U wants to be taken seriously and nameless president wants to be the biggest gasbag of them all, or, as we used to say at my job when we had someone that was particularly long-winded and whiny, "Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas." Does he think that K J-U will back down? Does K J-U think nameless president will stop being a gasbag. ATTENTION NAMELESS! He wants to be taken seriously and exert himself on the world stage. ATTENTION MR. K J-U! Namless is an old man who has never ever not even once apologized ever, ever, ever and he isn't going to change.
Seriously, let's get them a room at a hotel in, say, Frankfurt. The Steigenberger Airport Hotel, let's say as it's right by the airport and on the edge of a forest; part of the hotel was once a hunting lodge. Make the woods crawl with Secret Service and whatever they call the guys who protect K J-U. They get a big room. They drop trou. There can be perfunctory measurements and even pictures. Then they pull up, zip up, and go home. The bigger penis has rights to usage for holiday cards.
I like it.
Second, the Bears won a game! They beat the Steelers which is a good team! Congrats and bear down!
First, the president of the United States of America, who will go nameless here, is engaged in a verbal dick measuring contest with the Supreme Leader of North Korea. The nameless president called Kim Jung-Un "Rocket Man," against the advice of his advisors. It's doubtful that Kim Jung-Un has advisors to whom he listens and he called the nameless president a "dotard." Very imaginative! Arcane but imaginative. We all raced to our electronic devices to google it. The nameless president IS a dotard -- although I prefer how my coworkers says it, which is "DOE-tard." And because these two can't just get together, drop trou, and settle whose member is the more huge of the two, the escalation continues. The USA flew bombers off the coast of North Korea for the first time in this century. North Korea threatened to do a Pacific Ocean test of a nuclear bomb which is insanely dangerous as the wind could carry the fallout all over the place. Nameless president said he would destroy North Korea and K J-U said he'd do something similar to the USA.
The USA can't do squat to North Korea without also doing damage to South Korea and China and maybe Japan. Who the hell knows what North Korea can do to us. K J-U wants to be taken seriously and nameless president wants to be the biggest gasbag of them all, or, as we used to say at my job when we had someone that was particularly long-winded and whiny, "Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas." Does he think that K J-U will back down? Does K J-U think nameless president will stop being a gasbag. ATTENTION NAMELESS! He wants to be taken seriously and exert himself on the world stage. ATTENTION MR. K J-U! Namless is an old man who has never ever not even once apologized ever, ever, ever and he isn't going to change.
Seriously, let's get them a room at a hotel in, say, Frankfurt. The Steigenberger Airport Hotel, let's say as it's right by the airport and on the edge of a forest; part of the hotel was once a hunting lodge. Make the woods crawl with Secret Service and whatever they call the guys who protect K J-U. They get a big room. They drop trou. There can be perfunctory measurements and even pictures. Then they pull up, zip up, and go home. The bigger penis has rights to usage for holiday cards.
I like it.
Second, the Bears won a game! They beat the Steelers which is a good team! Congrats and bear down!
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