Scared White People

Think of some of the embarrassments in American history including before we officially broke from the British and became the USA.  Everything lousy that's happened is because of the fears of white people.  I wanted things to be more cohesive in what I've written below but I am so annoyed by these facts that I will do the best I can.

SLAVERY   

In the eyes of scared white people, slavery forever made black people -- originally brought here when they were rounded up in their villages by force and thrown into the holds of ships for the voyage -- to be considered inferior to whites just because they were forced for years to be sold as if they were not human beings.  We now have a name for it:  Human trafficking and it's against every law on the planet.  The fear?  The lazy-ass cheap fuck white folks were too scared and cheap to pay people for an honest day's work because they wanted to keep the money for themselves.  When there were more slaves than white folks things got even worse as they had to make things horrible for the slaves to keep them subdued.  Free will?  Ha.  For these scared shits it doesn't apply to property like elephants, toilets, dogs, and human slaves. Free will applies to cats as they will not put up with that shit.  If a cat hates you, then he hates you, and you will not scare the little jerk into being your friend or even cooperating.  Slavery sent Americans to the American Civil War which killed at least 620,000 people.  Scared white people wanted to keep their hands on their property and were willing to secede from the United States of America if they could not, and then they attacked Fort Sumter in South Carolina to kick things off.  Scaredy whites are just the worst.

INDIGENOUS PEOPLES

Native Americans and their different tribes lived here for centuries, peacefully coexisting, roaming the plains, living in high desert plateaus and cliffs, farming, hunting, having remarkable lives of freedom, respecting nature.  Yeah, scared white people managed to take it all away from them and jam them together onto reservations with bad services and even the lack of things vital for living like running water.  You think it's better now?  Guess again.  I am very pleased that Indian reservations, being wholly run by each particular Indian nation, can do things like build casinos.  Scared white people love casinos and the thrill of beating the house and getting an easy payday that will set them up for life.  You can ultimately never beat the house.  Be happy if perhaps that casino books a comedian or a singer you want to see.  Go!  Eat a steak!  Don't gamble as you are not going a home a millionaire but you may lose your mortgage payment or money for foods for your kids.

JIM CROW LAWS

Slavery was gone but hey, they could make up shit that would keep their white selves feeling superior    and special and maybe not as scared.  So these insane scared fucks made it law that black citizens can't stay in white hotels or eat in white restaurants or drink from designated water fountains or pee in their toilets.  Mohammed Ali, one of the greatest heavyweight boxers of all time, went into a white restaurant in Louisville, Kentucky, his home town, right after he won the world heavyweight championship.  He ordered a hot dog.  They said to him, the greatest boxer of the day, famous the world over, "We don't serve coloreds here."  He said, "Good, because I don't eat those.  Would you please bring me a hot dog?"  No.  He left.  Scared white people have no sense of humor.

THE TULSA MASSACRE

Over two days in 1921, mobs of white residents of Tulsa, attacked the Greenwood neighborhood of Tulsa, home to a thriving black community, and attacked them, beating people and burning businesses.  This is a real thing and covered well by "Watchmen," the 2019 HBO science fiction of a parallel USA.  That race riot is fact and not from a parallel America and was caused by, you guessed it, scared white people, jealous that non-white people were doing well.

MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA, BUS BOYCOTT

In 1955, Rosa Parks was arrested when she refused to give up her seat just because scared white people had passed laws segregating seating on city bus service and some man wanted to sit.  Never mind that 70% of the Montgomery bus riders were blacks; scaredy whites had segregation on their side.  A young Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King organized a very successful boycott.  People relied on carpools or else walked miles to their jobs or to school.  It lasted a year and then went before the US Supreme Court who put an end to that nonsense.  Scared white people would now have to stand or sit in the back and get over themselves in the process.

KKK

These are a bunch of scared knuckleheads who have outfits that resemble the ghost costume your mom made for you at Halloween from an old sheet.  Cut out two holes on the sheet and boo, scary.  In this group the scared white people are so full of fear that they have to resort to costumes so people can't figure out who they are.  They don a fetching white frock and a hood fashioned to like like something a Conehead might wear at Halloween and boo, scared white people have uniform costumes that keep their identity secret.  "Man, you're wearing a dress.  What's with that?"  Yeah, you got two issues there -- whites scared of people whose ancestors would rather have remained in their villages in Africa and also being caught wearing a floor-length sleeved shift.  No matter how many times you say it is a robe, I will say, "It's a white dress.  Thank you for covering up your skanky hairy legs.  Perhaps white pumps would make more of a statement."  These fools like to scare black people so the black people will be as scared as these wearing-white-after-Labor-Day fools are in their hoods and dresses as they burn crosses -- big flaming crosses, real hazards of spreading to nearby dry landscaping or homes -- and stand around looking menacing.  You're in a white dress with a Conehead ghost costume mask!  

LYNCHING

This one is particularly heinous and almost inexplicable.  Didn't these scaredy whites do enough bad with their segregationist laws to do real psychological damage without just grabbing people and hanging them from trees by the neck until dead?  This is why I am enraged whenever I hear a white person singing "Strange Fruit."  A white person may think it's an emotional piece but it's about the horrors of lynching and no white person anywhere can understand that nightmare from Hell.

CONTEMPORARY REPUBLICANS

Donald Trump is an odious hateful, very probably demented human being.  During the debates of 2015-2016, he actually gave out Senator Lindsay Graham's personal cell phone number.  LG got it changed but that bit of bad judgment would be unforgivable to me.  Since Trump was elected in 2016, Senator Graham has been one of Trump's greatest supporters along with most other Republicans in office.  What have these dopes in common?  They are mostly white men.  They are so scared of losing the power they have that they will happily suck up to this insane freak-in-charge.  They are so scared of losing power that they even though Trump is clearly incapacitated, they will not invoke the 25th Amendment.  Or maybe they are just scared of Pence being in charge. And the regular citizens who voted for Trump?  Scared of having a woman in charge.  "I don't like her," they said. "She broke laws."  She was proven to have been a fundamentally honest person by a Republican researcher.  You don't have to be friends with her, you just need to rely on her intelligence and extensive government experience to lead us through the difficulties of a being a large, powerful nation.  The scaredy whites were so scared of having a woman in charge that they'd rather have a racist, bigoted, mean, lying dope of a reality TV personality than an intelligent woman who knew what she was doing.  The scaredy whites want to be able to bear arms and love to invoke the 2nd amendment which says, "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."  Sorry, scaredy whites, but you're not in a well regulated Militia.  When was the last time you went to the shooting range and practiced?  You're not in a Militia.  You're just scared white people with too many guns.

THE NEW AMERICAN MINORITY

It's whites!  Latinos, Asians, and Blacks outnumber the whites and the scaredy whites are terrified that this might mean they will not be forever in charge.  So they turn to White Supremacy which proves how inferior they are. No one likes someone who goes around acting around like they're better than you.  It didn't work for Adolph Hitler and his cronies in the long run and it won't work for you either.  The face of America is continuing to change and in 100 years it will not look as Day-Glo white as this.  This will include the great-great-great-grandchildren who will have scaredy whites for embarrassing ancestors.

DONALD J. TRUMP HIMSELF

This man is so scared of being a loser that he's willing to lie, cheat, and steal his way to the American presidency in order to be the one in charge.  He's already proven that his intellect is inferior to an occupied ant hill and now that Joe Biden has invited Kamala Harris, ex-Attorney General of California, junior US senator from California, to be his running mate, the lies are flying fast and furious.  Just this past Friday he said that Kamala Harris could be neither vice president nor president as her parents were immigrants.  Almost four years in office and he is still a stranger to the Constitution.  TRUMPY!!  You have to be born here to be eligible to be President.  She was born in California; this means she is eligible.  Similarly, Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and was legally elected because of this.  Hawaii is a state in case you didn't know.  Slowing down the US Postal Service?  Also against the Constitution.  Of all the scaredy whites, you are crap-your-pants scared out of your wits.  This much I know:  When the shit starts flowing, Melania ain't gonna clean them boxers.  Or maybe you're a tighty-whitie guy which from the standpoint of this blog entry would figure.  Either way, by lying and cheating and stealing elections, you are a loser, like your two older sons, Don Trumpy Jr. and Master Eric.

FOX NEWS

These yutzes are as desperate for fame, ratings, and celebrity as Trump is for celebrity, fame, and power.  They will do anything to get viewers.  In their quest for ratings, celebrity, and fame, they are so insane in their pandering that have scored big on the carnival game called High Striker or Strongman but instead of ringing a bell, a fountain of bile spews from on high and they are awash in it.  "I wanted to have a shower and change my clothes 'cause I stank so bad I could taste it but Trump called and I was not going to let him get away, so I toughed it out."  It's hard to comprehend that they believe what comes out of their mouths, but their scaredy white obsessions seem to mean they do because they've been at it for years.  Their pandering to the scaredy whites has given them an insane boost in ratings and they lead the news channels in viewership.  Scaredy whites will go to great lengths to dine on a steady diet of lies.

QANON

This scared bunch stays up all night making up shit.  The sort of the shit they dream up is generally caused by the sleepless night when you get food poisoning from the late-night diner breakfast your friends insisted on having.  You know when someone offers you a deal that's too good to be true and people say, "If it sounds like it's too good to be true, it probably is"?  If it sounds too weird and vile to be true, it probably is.  It's like they went out into the desert on a moonless night with a couple of shovels, a flask filled with half Everclear and half grape soda, and a pocket flashlight and started digging until they found the most unbelievable shit that there ever was and then put it on the internet.  They shivered and shook when they found it but wrestled it into a sack and got it into the back of the SUV, finished off the flask, and raced home before this crap passed away.  "We are gonna get so many hits," they chortle.  They don't have fear in the pits of their stomachs as you need feeling or a soul for that to happen.

The time has come to get over yourselves and embrace the differences in this country and this world.  It's a big world and best dealt with using acceptance, tolerance, and plain good manners.  If you are so scared then please go live in your backyard bunker.  I will come get you when it's better!  It's okay!  Trust me!  You know what you don't need to wear in your bunker?  A mask!