This week

This time in history has devolved into a very unspeakable time but I've found some words.  Trumpy probably had a party when he realized he didn't have to make something up to take attention away from the fact that 108,000+ Americans had died from Covid-19.  The jobs report came out and he had the sheer freaking stupid goddamn audacity to say that George Floyd would be happy because the jobs report was so good.  How dare he even say Mr. Floyd's name? Jobs for African-Americans went down, you fucking unprincipled yutz.  You know what would make Mr. Floyd happy?  Being alive!  Not having to die a murderous, tortured death so horrible that he called for his mother!  You know what would make me happy?  You resigning in disgrace, Trumpy, just like Nixon.  He would have been removed from office had his impeachment gone to trial so he resigned in disgrace.  He would gone to prison but Gerald Ford committed political suicide and pardoned Nixon.  The difference?  Trumpy is a walking disgrace and the racists and bigots and Republican representatives and senators who voted for him and continue to support him have neither testicles nor penises; they are smooth like Ken dolls and pee through slits.  (PLEASE NOTE:  Women in this category have probably absconded with the missing naughty bits and at night, when no one is watching, string them on necklaces and dance by the glow of sodium vapor lights leaking into otherwise darkened living rooms.) So, Trumpy will have to resign but he won't as he thinks he's perfect, stable, a genius, a stable genius, and he could be a doctor without going to college for it.  He brought in the 101st Airborne to shoot on his own people.  Hey, Trumpy!  You know who else killed his own people?  Stalin!  Hitler!  Pol Pot!  Kim Jung-Un!  Bashar Al-Assad!  Saddam Hussein!  Your BFF, Putin, likes to go to other parts of the world and poison those who have fled from Russia or are in charge of a place and he wants that place.

The above needed to be more than a single paragraph but desperate times call for single paragraphs.  Of course there is punctuation; I am not a savage.

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